This is dogshit. A serious step down in quality. A few good kills, and that's it. Americans just don't understand Italy or basic geography. People go from Sicily to Rome on a bike like it's a 50 mile ride. Come on, what's this, the Pope's Exorcist? And the lady takes Denzel to dinner, to experience authentic sicilian food, and buys him a friggin' kebab? Help.
It's a cool concept, decently executed. You cannot reinvent the wheel in the zombie genre, just observe different perspectives, and tell personal stories. This little movie deserves our respect. Oh, it's depressive as f**k, so if misery-porn is your thing, dig in.
"Boo-hoo, they talk strange, it's too dark, it's too slow, it sounds foreign (???)" Y'know, I'm not even a film snob, but some of you guys sound so f***ing dumb. Maybe you should stick to p0rn.
It's a good time.
It's tense, violent, but also very, very funny. Like early Guy Ritchie funny.
Oh, it's depressive as f**k, so if misery-porn is your thing, dig in.
Y'know, I'm not even a film snob, but some of you guys sound so f***ing dumb. Maybe you should stick to p0rn.